Hmmmm...can not believe I am sitting here writing this at 3am, must have finally lost my remaining grey matter!

Okay, let's get all the negatives out of the way first! I'm moving back to Guildford in about a months time with my 2 boys(eekkk children) who are 2.5 yrs and 8 months. So obviously (despite eldest staying overnight 1 or 2 times a week) I am slightly house bound of an evening. I am also bit chunkier than i'd like at present(going to blame the children, not my cheese addiction) and am currently smoking(again blame the children).

Let's get the 'physical' side dealt with... I am not Miss World but I'm not bad either, I am 5'8, large size 14, long dark hair, greeny brown eyes and slightly olive toned. Oh and I'm 32, but look younger. I know everyone says it, but I actually mean it!

Mentally/emotionally...Well, I have a scathing sense of humour, much akin to a sailors I am afraid, I am to 'deep' for my own good, very non materialistic(have to be with 2 children), I do not 'do' girly things like shopping or buying shoes and pink, fluffy, glittery things set my teeth on edge. Yet I am still very much a woman(although I can't remember the last time I did my nails, was a complete disaster, looked like i'd been made over by a 4 yr old). I am still feminine inside and I suppose very much a traditionalist at heart(despite the 2 children and refusing to tie the knot!). I have quite a tough cookie exterior but I am putty in the right hands. I am certainly not afraid to say what I mean, but do try to be polite and understanding.

Ok...what am Iooking for? Jeepers I forget now what I like(children, priorities, blah blah blah)! Well of course I could come up with a long list of this mythical man who would exude sex appeal...but life is not like that! Hmmm, but I guess I do prefer a datk haired gent and the same height or taller than me? Age...Well I certainly do not mind, but older thamn myself really, I seem to prefer men 5-10ish years older, not sure why, must be the whole fathe thing going on, who knows?! Personality? This is where I am demanding! Ok, grey matter, common sense, razor sharp intellegent wit and someone who is not only able to find the box, but to think out of it too!

What do I want you for? Oh dear...Erm, I'm not actually 100% sure! Well firstly...I like a chat(you possibly may be etting that idea?). Oh I am not going to be flitting off for a weekend break or dancing the night away(the children yet again!) but it would be sssooooo good to have some male company!

Are you going to get your wicked way? Well, one thing is for sure, I am not looking for a one night stand or a f*cough* buddy. But I'm not looking for just a mate either! I guess it would be great to have the company of a great guy(whilst children are asleep or palmed off to their father) in the cramped flat I shall be moving into, having a natter, bit of food, maybe a flick(no girly ones), drink etc and maybe it may evolve into something more?

I'm wondering if this is the longest advert ever written on gumtree? Possibly!

If your still alive, remotely interested, intrigued, blah blah, drop me an email! Hey send a pic too, not because of any other reason that it is fantastic to 'see' who is saying hello :)

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