I'm a man, I live in Guildford and I want to meet a female somewhere close by. I'm looking for a very specific set of features, a brain, the capacity to use it and the ability to vocalise what it's being used for.

If you think you can fulfil these rather daunting requirements then feel free to message me, mental faculties are more important than physical qualities, sex is fun and all but without a conversation afterwards it's just too hollow.

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