The posting guidelines say it's "important to highlight the benefits of whatever you're offering". OK, how's this? Breakfast in bed, long walk in the country, pub lunch, plan exotic holiday. Watch the wildlife in my garden. Eat cheese, drink wine, listen to music. Hug, kiss, ..., breakfast in bed, ...
Oh, and maybe a substantial inheritance, if that's of any interest.

These benefits, if so they be, are unfortunately not on offer to about 99% of
the population, This is because I am quite mad and have lots of rather irrational aversions. Please don't reply unless you meet all the following criteria.

You are female, but not stereotypically feminine.
You are fairly tall (5'6"+) and slim.
You don't smoke.
You can spell and punctuate correctly.
You have no pierced bits, including ears.
You don't paint your nails.
You don't wear any makeup. Ever.
You like to dress casually and minimally.
You are very sexy. (That doesn't mean conventionally attractive.)

Picky, eh?. If you're still here, I'd better tell you a bit about me. You can probably deduce most of it from above. I've made it into my fifties unattached. I'm slimmer, fitter and wealthier than I deserve to be, academic but not really intellectual, laid back about most things, a bit reserved with strangers but adaptable. No sense of smell. Allergic to cats. More details, and a proper photo, if you send me a sensible email and a picture to convince me that I might like you. No one-line "are you for real?" (of course I am!) or "get a life!" replies please. Thanks for reading, and good luck.

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