Well, that's close to the truth. No milking or mucking out required.

A bit of company for me while I work on the vegetable plantation growing our own produce.

Occasional runs to the coast on my trusty iron horse. Gigs, candle-lit meals.

Ambitions include raising our family on a small-holding in Sussex whilst running a recording studio in a converted barn.

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